Cool Little Game, In Crayon

PLAY THIS GOD DAMN YOU!

Thought for the Day

And you thought they were cuddly.

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Marmalade? THIS! IS! JELLY!!!!

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Jump down turn around pick a bail o' cotton.

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"But I'm an animal, I have rights--"
"You're a baseball glove! Get on the fucking truck."

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Flan

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Perhaps, I muse to myself, this time, there is not room for Jello. No, no room at all I fear.

Thought for the Day

There is no greater joy on Earth or in the afterlife than eating a doughnut while peeing in the sink. I suspect that it is all the rage in heaven.

How I Felt at the End of College

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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I have the cape, I make the fucking woosh noise!

also

Coolest Toy Ever.

I am an Uncle

Woe to thee O earth and sky, for there is a new Boyle upon the Earth.

It even came out the right color and everything.

Thought for the Day

I don't understand what you say, but I will fight for my life to defend it.