While Jake had an interesting and colorful guess to what one of my life quests would be, here are the actual quests. I was going to put them on my last post, but for some reason it decided it wanted to double space everything and I couldn't fix it so I gave up for the night.
1: Get the correct version of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.
2: Obtain the Silver Monkey Idol.
3: Obtain a Ruger Redhawk and become a halfway decent shot with it.
4: Defeat the Frost Giants.
5: Call my granddaughter a harlot, in the affectionate pet name sort of way. Some of you may have heard that story already.
As you can see, my life quests at this point are less than impressive. I thought about having conquering central Europe as one of them, but that seemed unfeasable and I only really want to do that when I'm drunk. Genetics are funny like that.
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Couldn' t you use the invincible wheel technique to defeat the frost giants?
Number 4 is going to be difficult since they don't exist.......or maybe that means you already have defeated them.......
It's not difficult to be a halfway decent shot with a Ruger Redhawk. What is difficult is getting the Ruger Redhawk to shoot halfway decent (poor groupings).
The frost giants do exist, and they are wiley beasts, I tell you. Why, I saw one just the other day pillaging a village, and he was no pygmy if you know what I mean.
Anyway, the Redhawk is a pretty good gun as far as I've gathered, it is just that it is a big gun, so it has the problems most big guns have. They are simply difficult to control due to the awsome ka-blaminess of them.
trudat. What is the invincible wheel technique?
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