Thought for the Day Quote Omnibus

"If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that."
-Johann Goethe

"Everything's fine today, that is our illusion."
-Voltaire

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
-Oscar Wilde

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
-Mel Brooks

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."
-Chuck Palahniuk