Well, at least I can prove that my bastard room mate has read this thing.
Anyway, not much going on at the homefront... Apparently I need to go stick twigs and mud up my butt to keep out small animals. No, I'm not sure either.
Anyway, I'm just praying for school to be over so I can go home an leave this godforsaken place for a few months. I think I'm getting depressed over everything that has been going on lately... or maybe I just need coffee and a big bar of chocolate. A blowjob would aslo help methinks, but seeing as how there are no offers and Jake does not have a pretty mouth I'll just shut up...
I wonder how my life would have turned out had I been born a moose. Probably better, simpler... Mooses seem to be fairly pleased creatures.
Anyway, I need sleep.
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This has been a very hard semester for many of us(especially you and I)going home should help and as a wise man once told me look at your enormous penis it will make you feel better.I wish you the best my friend and if I can do anything to help just say the word.
-Jake
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