WAAAAAGH! The story of Shunt, Commentary Track

WAAAAGH! WAAAAGH! Zug daboo grog waag.
This is the traditional greeting of orkish bards. It basically means "Shut up idiots."

Hmmmm?
After calling the audience idiots the bard takes a moment to find if anybody wants to fight with him.

Zug zug, brog grag kroog. Greeg morg lork gabom. Daboo. Graag! ZUG ZUG! WHAAGH! Shunt! Shunt wagga! Shonk wagguth bogn. Krith maggoth daboo. Brog morg shont wagga! Wagga daboo grog waag mago bladom.
In this section the bard explains he is telling the story of Shunt, who was much better than everyone in the audience with the exception of the leader. He also shouts a lot for reasons unknown to scholars. Many believe it is because orks just do that.

Hmmmm?
Again, the bard has insulted the audience and is awaiting a challenge before he begins the story.

Growm squig gornath squiggly gorth. Shmeebaum. Grog shonk? Shonk WAAAGH! Shunt thrakka.
At this point the bard introduces Shunt on his squiggly beast of riding who remains nameless. He also yells some more, then explains that Shunt is a warrior elite.

Bagoom grag dagon margoop. Shunt thrakka brog grag dagon bladom! WAAAGH! Shonkmaster. Wagga wagguth krith grag qualmagoom zug. Daboo, gag naggoth. Shelbagoo gakk grag dagon. Shunt gragom babgokt. GAAAG!
There was a dragon being bad, and Shunt is going to bash it. Yelling. It was a dangerous dragon, so he would have to be the master of bashing. The bard explains that he must bash it good, then yells.

Shuggothnak zug dab glakkoth.
It will be easy, Shunt says.

Gag makorth gorg gog wagga! Mork, Gork Shunt wagga grorgnth.
Calling upon the ork gods, Gork and Mork, he bashes things.

WAAGH!
More yelling, to make sure the audience is paying attention. Apparently the good part is coming.

Shunt gragkightk grag dagon babgokt konkon kaggath!
He bashes the dragon good, then does something that is 'great and orky' to the dragon's skull. Most people who have studied the material have decided that they would rather not know what that means.

GRAG!
Grag.

Hmmm?
The bard is waiting for someone in his audience to proclaim it as bullshit, so then he would have to bash that person.

BAGHRAGHTHAGAT!
I'm done with you weaklings. Traditional ork ending. Obviously, at this point he has beaten up a number of his audience to finish the story and, having survived being the nights bard, has increased his status in the tribe.