WAAAAAGH! (The story of Shunt, in the original language)

WAAAAGH! WAAAAGH! Zug daboo grog waag.

Hmmmm?

Zug zug, brog grag kroog. Greeg morg lork gabom. Daboo. Graag! ZUG ZUG! WHAAGH! Shunt! Shunt wagga! Shonk wagguth bogn. Krith maggoth daboo. Brog morg shont wagga! Wagga daboo grog waag mago bladom.

Hmmmm?

Growm squig gornath squiggly gorth. Shmeebaum. Grog shonk? Shonk WAAAGH! Shunt thrakka.

Bagoom grag dagon margoop. Shunt thrakka brog grag dagon bladom! WAAAGH! Shonkmaster. Wagga wagguth krith grag qualmagoom zug. Daboo, gag naggoth. Shelbagoo gakk grag dagon. Shunt gragom babgokt. GAAAG!

Shuggothnak zug dab glakkoth. Gag makorth gorg gog wagga! Mork, Gork Shunt wagga grorgnth.

WAAGH!

Shunt gragkightk grag dagon babgokt konkon kaggath!

GRAG!

Hmmm?

BAGHRAGHTHAGAT!