Albino Rhino Rap, Dawg

I’m the Albino Rhino just look at my horn.
You know it gets bigger when I watch a porn.
With a horn this big the girls don’t get bored,
And all the honeys want to get gored.
That’s right.
All the girls want me to charge,
And stick them with the horn that is so large.

In China stuff happens that I think is whack,
They think my horn’s an aphrodisiac.
I don’t blame them, not a single one,
Because I know my horn makes it fun.
That’s right.
Because when I stick them with my bit,
The ladies I’m lovin’ start havin’ a fit.

I live out in the Serengeti,
So the ladies don’t try to get me,
Every girl wants a piece of this
But I just want to sleep and drink some crys.
That’s right.
I’m always being followed by some chick,
Who wants a chance to ride my dick.

So listen up to what I tell you,
Every thing I’ve said is true.
If you don’t believe me that’s ok,
Nobody cares what you say,
That’s right.
Because it’s the rhino who has the mic,
And without it you can take a hike.

I just hang around in the zoo,
Singin’ with the rest of the crew.
Cause this is the place you want to be,
We’re one big animal family.
That’s right.
But now it’s time for the yellow rat,
To let you all know where it’s at!