Maryland My Maryland

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

NO CHEATING...

I think I will. Also, I had to cheat a little because my shuffler got stuck in my Nizlopi album for some reason so I skipped ahead a little so it wouldn't end up being stupid. Also I skipped one or two that were things like, "Clint Eastwood, an American Filmmaker, Suite Part 1" or "Mild und leise (Leibostod - Tristan und Isolde)" where it didn't make any damn sense at all.

A lot of mine turned out good.

What does next year have in store for me?
Make You Feel Better – Red Hot Chili Peppers

What does your love life look like?
The Sands of Iwo Jima – Drive-By Truckers

What do I say when life gets hard?
Go-Go Gadget Gospel – Gnarls Barkley

What do I think when I get up in the morning?
All in the Groove – Blues Traveler

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D

What do you want as a career?
Sexy – Black Eyed Peas

Your favorite saying?
Ode to Joy – Some philharmonic

Favorite place?
Thin Line Between Love and Hate – Iron Maiden

What do you think of your parents?
Hooked on a Feeling – Blue Swede

Where would you go on a first date?
Welcome to my Nightmare – Alice Cooper

Drug of choice?
T.N.T. – AC/DC

Describe yourself:
JCB - Nizlopi

What is the thing I like doing most?
Girls – Nizlopi

The song that best describes the president?
Stone Cutter’s Theme – The Simpsons

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Siegfried’s Funeral March – Vienna Philharmonic

How will I die?
Gummy Bears Theme – Disney

The song you'll put as the subject?
Maryland My Maryland – Bobby Horton

Minority Hymnal

Another thing tagged onto my site because JMJ did it first.

At least check out the "Sermon" post. It gets pretty goofy, um... yo.

Also check out "World's Greatest Cowboy" bits here. They are made even more bizarre.